Your Job

Training you is exhausting.  It’s hard to find a well behaved slave these days.  I work so hard and I thought you would have learned by now.  You should know how to sit properly.  You should understand how to appropriately worship me.  I know your failings are not my fault.  I’m certain you don’t practice when I am away.  If you did, you’d be much better by now.  As I said, you exhaust me, so just lie there while I put my feet up for awhile.  While you’re there, go ahead and clean the bottom of my shoes.